Of Course, the major reason why nobody has asked to borrow my Grey Poupon mustard might be that I drive a beat up rust bucket, and my fellow rust bucket aficionados usually don't put Grey Poupon on their takeout McDonald's Double Quarter Pounder.

Maybe I can hire a Rolls Royce limousine, and I can spend my life savings (about $10) on the limo charter. At $300 per hour, I will have a maximum time limit of about 2 minutes before the $10 Rolls Royce charter is over. Hopefully, the first mooch Rolls occupant will ask to borrow my condiment before the charter is over. At 2 minutes + 1 second, I will be kicked out of my luxury mode of transportation, and I'll have to thumb a ride from my fellow connoisseurs of mustard. 

GREY POUPON MUSTARD - THE GREAT EQUALIZER.

LOVED BY BILLIONAIRES, AND BY SOMEBODY WITH MORE LINT IN HIS POCKET THAN FOLDABLE MONEY. IN CASE YOU CAN'T FIGURE OUT WHO I'M REFERRING TO - THAT PERSON WOULD BE MYSELF. 








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