SURVIVAL OF THE FITTEST - NEW YORK CITY STYLE

I GET A KICK OUT OF THE SO-CALLED TOUGH GUY TYPES, WHO LIKE TO SHOOT A GUN AT A DEFENSELESS ANIMAL (usually, over 1/2 mile away.) THE DICK CHENEYites OF THE WORLD LIKE TO GO TO SHOOTING CLUBS, WHERE AN EMPLOYEE TELLS THE SHOOTER WHERE TO POINT, AND WHEN THE CAGED ANIMAL WILL BE RELEASED. THE SARAH PALINites OF THE WORLD LIKE TO "POSE" WITH THE KILLED ANIMAL, AFTER IT WAS "SUPPOSEDLY" SHOT BY AN EX ONE HALF TERM GOVERNOR.  

THESE "TOUGH GUY" TYPES SHOULD TRY TO SURVIVE IN NEW YORK CITY TRAFFIC USING ONLY THEIR WITS (which of course, they don't have - in my humble opinion.)

DEALING WITH A 2 TON LINCOLN BARRELING DOWN ON THE "TOUGH GUY," WOULD BE A LOT MORE DIFFICULT THAN TRYING TO SHOOT BAMBI'S MOM, FROM 3000 FEET AWAY. THE "TOUGH GUY" WOULD PROBABLY TURN INTO "CRYING WHIMPERING GUY." 

THE DICK CHENEYites  & SARAH PALINites ARE PAPER TIGERS.

A JOKE IN EVERY WAY POSSIBLE.

FOR YOUR ENJOYMENT, A VIDEO OF A REAL NEW YORK CITY "JUNGLE" - A.K.A. A NYC INTERSECTION. A PLACE WHERE REAL MEN AND WOMEN TEST THEIR INTESTINAL FORTITUDE.

A PAPER TIGER COULDN'T SURVIVE IN THE REAL WORLD.

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