A TEA BAGGER'S VIEW OF BEING A "REAL AMERICAN"

SHOW YOUR SARAH PALIN STYLE OF PATRIOTIC FEELINGS

TO BE A "REAL" AMERICAN, CERTAIN THINGS ARE REQUIRED TO BE DONE ON MONDAY JULY 4.

1) FLY YOUR AMERICAN FLAG, WHICH WAS PROBABLY MADE AT A TAIWAN SWEAT SHOP (25 cents per hour - can't have those overpaid Americans making American flags - not enough PROFIT in that)

2) DRIVE YOUR JAPANESE MADE TOYODA TO THE FIREWORKS DISPLAY (under the mistaken belief that U.S. made vehicles have less quality - I have a Ford with over 662,000 miles on it, and with the original engine.)

3) FILL UP THE GAS TANK WITH GASOLINE MADE FROM VENEZUELA'S OIL

4) GO TO THE FIREWORKS DISPLAY TO WATCH CHINESE MADE EXPLOSIVES (cheap products, we have to have CHEAP PRODUCTS. Without China's cheap {and cheap quality} products the American billionaires would have a harder time buying a bigger corporate Gulfstream jet - with solid gold faucets.)

Those EVIL Democrats actually want the American workers to make a living wage. 

BILLIONAIRES CAN'T STAND FOR A LIVING WAGE. The answer for the billionaires (what a surprise, the Koch Brother's name popped into my head) is to become the founders of an orginization, which would be the Tea Party. An orginization designed to use low income (also people that possess low information gray matter) to do the billionaires dirty work.

The end result will benefit the wealthy, and leave the Tea Baggers feeling screwed over.

5) AFTER THE FIREWORKS DISPLAY GO HOME TO YOUR HOUSE, (that you owe $10,000 more than the mortgage) AND SEND THE TEA PARTY A CHECK EQUAL TO A WEEKS WORTH OF MINIMUM WAGE WORK.

The Tea Baggers really should investigate who started the Tea Party. The BILLIONAIRE Koch Brothers financed the startup. Do you really think the owners of Conoco Phillips Oil (Conoco, Phillips 66, Union 76) and Georgia Pacific (which is also owned by the Koch Brothers) care about your puny middle class lives?

6) AFTER SENDING THE CHECK IN - YOU ARE OFFICIALLY ENROLLED INTO THE SARAH "REAL AMERICAN" PALIN CLUB. A.K.A. - THE MORONS OF AMERICA
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MEMBERS OF THE SARAH "REAL AMERICAN" PALIN CLUB ARE REQUIRED TO WORK NON - STOP TO BETTER THE LIVES OF THE UNFORTUNATELY HIGH TAXED (yeah, right) BILLIONAIRES OF THIS COUNTRY.

BILLIONAIRES, LIKE THE KOCH BROTHERS LOVE THE WORKING MAN (I'm becoming sick writing this stuff - the fumes are killing me), AND NEED YOUR HELP (via The Tea Party) TO ALLOW THEM TO HELP YOU LIVE A MORE FULFILLING LIFE.

I've heard that Fantasyland is a WONDERFUL PLACE TO LIVE. Unfortunately, the Tea Baggers have taken over Fantasyland with their delusional beliefs.
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ONE MORE "REAL AMERICAN" REQUIREMENT:

SING THE OIL CONGLOMERATE'S REVISED NATIONAL ANTHEM

DON'T FORGET: CONOCO PHILLIPS IS OWNED BY THE KOCH BROTHERS (Conoco, Phillips 66, Union 76)











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