JUST ONCE, I WOULD APPRECIATE IT IF THAT COPPERTONE DOG WOULD ATTEMPT TO TUG DOWN THE SWIMSUIT OF THE BEAUTIFUL SUNTANNED WOMAN
That stupid dog is always trying to tug on the swimsuit of the little girl.
BAD DOG !!!
JUST ONCE, TUG ON THE BEAUTIFUL BIKINI WEARING SWIMSUIT MODEL.
IT WILL BE MY LIFE AMBITION TO PROVE THE PHRASE "YOU CAN'T TEACH AN OLD DOG NEW TRICKS" IS 100% FALSE. I NEED THAT OLD MUTT TO HELP ME IN MY "NEEDS."
I COULD CARE LESS IF HE CAN ROLL OVER, OR EVEN IF HE CAN PLAY DEAD. THOSE TRICKS AREN'T HELPFUL IN MY SPECIALIZED QUEST. TEACHING THAT DOG TO "ACCIDENTLY" PULL DOWN THE BIKINI SWIMSUIT, OF THE BEAUTIFUL YOUNG LADY, IS A MUCH NEEDED TALENT.
IF I HAVE TO PURCHASE A TRUCKLOAD OF MILKBONE DOG BISCUITS, IT WILL BE MONEY WELL SPENT.
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THE ABOVE STATEMENTS ARE PURE SILLINESS. THIS BLOGGER DOES NOT CONDONE THE PRACTICE OF USING A TRAINED DOG TO DISROBE A BEAUTIFUL SWIMSUIT MODEL.
OF COURSE, IF THE DOG SHOULD "ACCIDENTLY" TUG HER SWIMSUIT DOWN, AND MY EYES JUST HAPPEN TO BE LOOKING IN THE SAME DIRECTION AS THE "COPPERTONE MOONING," I CAN NOT BE HELD ACCOUNTABLE FOR THE HUMONGOUS SMILE ON MY FACE.
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BAD DOG !!!
JUST ONCE, TUG ON THE BEAUTIFUL BIKINI WEARING SWIMSUIT MODEL.
IT WILL BE MY LIFE AMBITION TO PROVE THE PHRASE "YOU CAN'T TEACH AN OLD DOG NEW TRICKS" IS 100% FALSE. I NEED THAT OLD MUTT TO HELP ME IN MY "NEEDS."
I COULD CARE LESS IF HE CAN ROLL OVER, OR EVEN IF HE CAN PLAY DEAD. THOSE TRICKS AREN'T HELPFUL IN MY SPECIALIZED QUEST. TEACHING THAT DOG TO "ACCIDENTLY" PULL DOWN THE BIKINI SWIMSUIT, OF THE BEAUTIFUL YOUNG LADY, IS A MUCH NEEDED TALENT.
IF I HAVE TO PURCHASE A TRUCKLOAD OF MILKBONE DOG BISCUITS, IT WILL BE MONEY WELL SPENT.
_________________________________________________________________________
THE ABOVE STATEMENTS ARE PURE SILLINESS. THIS BLOGGER DOES NOT CONDONE THE PRACTICE OF USING A TRAINED DOG TO DISROBE A BEAUTIFUL SWIMSUIT MODEL.
OF COURSE, IF THE DOG SHOULD "ACCIDENTLY" TUG HER SWIMSUIT DOWN, AND MY EYES JUST HAPPEN TO BE LOOKING IN THE SAME DIRECTION AS THE "COPPERTONE MOONING," I CAN NOT BE HELD ACCOUNTABLE FOR THE HUMONGOUS SMILE ON MY FACE.
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Posted by Ron D at 7/21/2011 8:05 PM 
Categories: Pop Culture, Advertisement
Tags: Coppertone advertising humor magazine ads pop culture vintage advertising
Categories: Pop Culture, Advertisement
Tags: Coppertone advertising humor magazine ads pop culture vintage advertising
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