REMEMBER THE GOOD OLDE DAYS WHEN A PACKAGE OF KRAFT CHEESE DIDN'T HAVE A "TON" OF PLASTIC COVERING EACH SLICE
I wonder how many billions of barrels of oil have been used to encapsulated the hundreds of billions of cheese slices, produced by Kraft Foods, that have been made during the last 40 years? Back in the 1960's, American cheese was packaged in the outer packaging only, but then a "revolution" occurred. The American consumer was incapable of figuring out how to keep an opened package of cheese fresh. They needed to have each cheese slice covered in it's own plastic covering.
Yeah, why don't we waste billions of barrels of oil to protect the cheese from drying out. What a great idea that is - AHH, NO!!!!! A prime example of another "American Stupid" moment.
Is it just a coincidence that the beginning of the "American Stupid" movement occurred at the same time that Sarah Palin was born? In my humble opinion, I blame Sarah on the massive increase of American stupidity. I personally believe that Sandpoint, Idaho was the starting point for the "Stupidity Movement," on Feb 11, 1964. As all of the Sarah lovers know, Sandpoint was the birthplace of their "Stupid Goddess."
I believe that the Northern winds from Canada slowly "infected" the lower tiers of the American states with the "stupid" disease. It is obvious with the massive infected area of "stupidity" in the United States, the disease is probably a fairly fast moving brain contaminant. The disease is probably airborne, and diminishes the ability of the brain to THINK intelligently in a very short period of time after the person has breathed in the "SARAH VIRUS." I have started to see the effects of "Sarah Stupidity" disease in other parts of the world. The world may not survive this killer. The later stages of the disease might make the infected people incapable of knowing how to feed themselves. I hope the few remaining intelligent Americans can find a cure for the "Stupidity" disease. I hope they can do it before it is too late.
Posted below is a photograph ad of a Kraft cheese package, which was created just prior to the arrival of Sarah Palin. The ad is from a 1961 edition of Ladies Home Journal. As you can see from the photo, the cheese slices in the package are NOT encapsulated in a product that is on the endangered list - a.k.a. OIL. Two and 1/2 years later (Feb 11, 1964), the beginning of the END OF THE WORLD begins.
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Yeah, why don't we waste billions of barrels of oil to protect the cheese from drying out. What a great idea that is - AHH, NO!!!!! A prime example of another "American Stupid" moment.
Is it just a coincidence that the beginning of the "American Stupid" movement occurred at the same time that Sarah Palin was born? In my humble opinion, I blame Sarah on the massive increase of American stupidity. I personally believe that Sandpoint, Idaho was the starting point for the "Stupidity Movement," on Feb 11, 1964. As all of the Sarah lovers know, Sandpoint was the birthplace of their "Stupid Goddess."
I believe that the Northern winds from Canada slowly "infected" the lower tiers of the American states with the "stupid" disease. It is obvious with the massive infected area of "stupidity" in the United States, the disease is probably a fairly fast moving brain contaminant. The disease is probably airborne, and diminishes the ability of the brain to THINK intelligently in a very short period of time after the person has breathed in the "SARAH VIRUS." I have started to see the effects of "Sarah Stupidity" disease in other parts of the world. The world may not survive this killer. The later stages of the disease might make the infected people incapable of knowing how to feed themselves. I hope the few remaining intelligent Americans can find a cure for the "Stupidity" disease. I hope they can do it before it is too late.
Posted below is a photograph ad of a Kraft cheese package, which was created just prior to the arrival of Sarah Palin. The ad is from a 1961 edition of Ladies Home Journal. As you can see from the photo, the cheese slices in the package are NOT encapsulated in a product that is on the endangered list - a.k.a. OIL. Two and 1/2 years later (Feb 11, 1964), the beginning of the END OF THE WORLD begins.
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Posted by Ron D at 8/14/2011 11:46 AM 
Categories: Pop Culture, Advertisement, Politics, Humorous, Celebrity
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Categories: Pop Culture, Advertisement, Politics, Humorous, Celebrity
Tags: advertisements celebrity Chicago companies food advertising GOP humor magazine ads politics political Pop Culture Republican Sarah Palin sarcasm satire vintage advertising
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