WHEN YOU ABSOLUTELY, POSITIVELY "DON'T" NEED TO GET IT THERE OVERNIGHT
REMEMBER WHEN FED EX ABSOLUTELY, POSITIVELY GOT IT THERE OVERNIGHT?
I GUESS THE FED EX TV COMMERCIALS LIED TO US
It looks like Fed Ex sometimes has break downs.
OH, WELL, THEY COULD ALWAYS CALL UPS TO DELIVER THE PACKAGE.
OF COURSE, WITHOUT ENGINES THEY COULD USE IT AS A GLIDER. HAVE ANOTHER FED EX PLANE TOW IT OVER THE "DROP OFF" CITY & RELEASE THE TOW CABLE.
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IN REALITY, THIS IS JUST AN OLD FED EX PLANE THAT IS BEING USED FOR PARTS. IT IS PARKED IN A TERRIBLE LOCATION. JERKS (like myself) COULD TAKE A PHOTOGRAPH AND "CLAIM" ALL SORTS OF THINGS.
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I GUESS THE FED EX TV COMMERCIALS LIED TO US
It looks like Fed Ex sometimes has break downs.
OH, WELL, THEY COULD ALWAYS CALL UPS TO DELIVER THE PACKAGE.
OF COURSE, WITHOUT ENGINES THEY COULD USE IT AS A GLIDER. HAVE ANOTHER FED EX PLANE TOW IT OVER THE "DROP OFF" CITY & RELEASE THE TOW CABLE.
CLOSEUP
IN REALITY, THIS IS JUST AN OLD FED EX PLANE THAT IS BEING USED FOR PARTS. IT IS PARKED IN A TERRIBLE LOCATION. JERKS (like myself) COULD TAKE A PHOTOGRAPH AND "CLAIM" ALL SORTS OF THINGS.
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Posted by Ron D at 8/20/2011 11:28 AM 
Categories: Pop Culture, Humorous, Classic TV
Tags: humor pop culture vintage advertising Fed Ex Federal Express satire
Categories: Pop Culture, Humorous, Classic TV
Tags: humor pop culture vintage advertising Fed Ex Federal Express satire
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