I'M REPORTING THE PARENTS OF THE "CHEERIOS KID" TO THE DCFS FOR CHILD ENDANGERMENT

EXACTLY WHO ARE THE "MONSTERS" THAT BROUGHT THE "CHEERIOS KID" INTO THIS WORLD? THIS YOUNGSTER HAS ZERO PARENTAL SUPERVISION, AND IS CONSTANTLY HAVING BATTLES WITH ALLIGATORS, FIRE BREATHING DRAGONS, OR COMPETING IN A DEADLY JOUSTING EXHIBIT.

THE GOVERNMENT SHOULD BE LOOKING INTO THE REMOVAL OF THE "CHEERIOS KID" FROM THE CUSTODY OF HIS HORRIBLE PARENTS. I'M HOPING THE DEPARTMENT OF CHILD & FAMILY SERVICES CAN PROTECT THIS YOUNGSTER FROM A POSSIBLE FUTURE TRAGEDY. THE THOUGHT OF THIS YOUNG MAN BEING EATEN ALIVE BY AN ALIGATOR, OR ROASTED ALIVE BY A FIRE BREATHING DRAGON IS TOO MUCH FOR ME TO HANDLE. I HOPE THE READERS OF THIS BLOG CONCUR WITH MY OPINION. SEE THE VIDEO EVIDENCE FOR YOURSELF.

A FIGHT WITH A WOLF


A FIGHT WITH AN ALIGATOR

TWIRLING A LOADED 6-SHOOTER AND JUMPING INTO A RAPID RIVER

A DEADLY JOUSTING TOURNAMENT


PLEASE HELP ME IN MY QUEST TO PROTECT THIS "HELPLESS" YOUNGSTER FROM HIS INCREDIBLY MONSTROUS PARENTS.




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Posted by Ron D at 8/22/2011 5:46 PM
Categories: Animation, Pop Culture, Advertisement, Humorous
Tags: advertising animation Animation Animated Cheerios commercial classic TV food advertising pop culture vintage advertising
 

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