MOST UNUSUAL COLOGNE - SOLD IN A MOONSHINE JUG. GUARANTEED TO BE PULLED OVER BY BARNEY FIFE IN 2 MINUTES OR LESS.
MOONSHINE COLOGNE - SOLD IN A XXX MOONSHINE JUG.
They also offered Moonshine After Shave, and a product called "Saturday Night Soap" (probably designed to give the 100% smell of a drunk, as opposed to a sprinkle of brown jug - Moonshine cologne on each cheek.)
To the best of my knowledge, Hi-Score Toiletries (manufacturer of Moonshine cologne) doesn't exist anymore. If only they came out with a second fragrance. I can see it flying off the shelves of Feed & Farm supply stores everywhere. The cologne scent would be called FARMER'S FIELD. An intoxicating blend of smells - alcohol, cut grass, wet cows with manure on their hoofs, and a hint of farmer's sweat.
The rural ladies would go ga-ga over a man wearing that incredible aroma.
It just occured to me, a guy could save a few bucks, and just not shower after working the fields. It would be the same smell. YEE HAW.
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They also offered Moonshine After Shave, and a product called "Saturday Night Soap" (probably designed to give the 100% smell of a drunk, as opposed to a sprinkle of brown jug - Moonshine cologne on each cheek.)
To the best of my knowledge, Hi-Score Toiletries (manufacturer of Moonshine cologne) doesn't exist anymore. If only they came out with a second fragrance. I can see it flying off the shelves of Feed & Farm supply stores everywhere. The cologne scent would be called FARMER'S FIELD. An intoxicating blend of smells - alcohol, cut grass, wet cows with manure on their hoofs, and a hint of farmer's sweat.
The rural ladies would go ga-ga over a man wearing that incredible aroma.
It just occured to me, a guy could save a few bucks, and just not shower after working the fields. It would be the same smell. YEE HAW.
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Posted by Ron D at 8/28/2011 9:55 AM 
Categories: Pop Culture, Advertisement, Humorous
Tags: advertisements humor magazine ads pop culture vintage advertising cologne Moonshine hillbilly
Categories: Pop Culture, Advertisement, Humorous
Tags: advertisements humor magazine ads pop culture vintage advertising cologne Moonshine hillbilly
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