ELSIE THE COW IS RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT OF THE USA - DON'T WE ALREADY HAVE A "COW" RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT?
ELSIE'S SLOGAN IS:
"A GALLON OF BORDEN'S MILK IN EVERY REFRIGERATOR."

THE BEST PART OF A BORDEN COW RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT OF THE USA, ELSIE KNOWS THAT JOHN WAYNE WAS NOT FROM WATERLOO, IOWA.
OH, BY THE WAY, READ THE MAGAZINE AD. ELSIE IS RUNNING FOR:
U PTOWN
S CHOOL
A SSOCIATION
WHEW, THAT WAS A CLOSE ONE.
TWO COWS WOULD BE TOO MUCH.
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"A GALLON OF BORDEN'S MILK IN EVERY REFRIGERATOR."
THE BEST PART OF A BORDEN COW RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT OF THE USA, ELSIE KNOWS THAT JOHN WAYNE WAS NOT FROM WATERLOO, IOWA.
OH, BY THE WAY, READ THE MAGAZINE AD. ELSIE IS RUNNING FOR:
U PTOWN
S CHOOL
A SSOCIATION
WHEW, THAT WAS A CLOSE ONE.
TWO COWS WOULD BE TOO MUCH.
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