THE "REAL" REASON WHY THESE CIGARETTE BRANDS DON'T EXIST ANYMORE

THE "DEATH MERCHANTS" MADE ONE "FATAL" MISTAKE.

MAKE CERTAIN YOUR ADVERTISING BRINGS IN MORE CUSTOMERS,
THAN YOUR PRODUCT "KILLS" OFF.

I AM PRESENTING TO YOU 12 MAGAZINE ADS, WHICH ARE SHOWCASING FORMER 
CIGARETTE BRANDS THAT I HAVE NEVER HEARD OF. OF COURSE, I DON'T SMOKE,
AND I DIDN'T KEEP UP WITH THE NEWEST "COFFIN NAIL" ON THE MARKET.

FATIMA CIGARETTE


BULL DURHAM CIGARETTE


MARYLAND 100s CIGARETTE


SPUD CIGARETTE


YORK CIGARETTE


BUCKS CIGARETTE                                   CAVALIERS CIGARETTE                 
       

KING SANO CIGARETTE                            OASIS CIGARETTE
       

LONG JOHNS CIGARETTE                         TWIST CIGARETTE
       

REGENT CIGARETTE


SO, HOW MANY DEATHS PER BRAND?

1, 2, 3 MILLION PER BRAND?



TV TOY MEMORIES



Posted by Ron D at 9/14/2011 8:57 AM
Categories: Pop Culture, Advertisement, Humorous
Tags: advertisements cigarette humor magazine ads pop culture sarcasm vintage advertising
 

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