NEWS FLASH: ELSIE THE COW COMMISSIONS A SURVEY TO FIND OUT THE FAVORITE MUSIC OF HER FELLOW COWS
Elsie the Borden cow has always advocated the protection of cow and bull rights. She has even marched on Washington D.C., along with her fellow 4-legged friends. Elsie has now expanded her quest of protecting the rights of cows and bulls, to the harder problem of bringing more fulfillment to the lives of her bovine acquaintances.
Being that Elsie is heir to the Borden milk fortune, she has massive amounts of money to help improve the lives of cows, and she uses her money in constructive ways. Miss Elsie has just commissioned a survey to attempt to find out the favorite type of music that her fellow cows enjoy listening to.
Elsie has lived a varied life. You might say, her life is: "A LITTLE BIT COUNTRY, AND A LITTLE BIT ROCK & ROLL." Elsie has also been to Carnegie Hall many times to listen to classical musical events by Pavarotti. Like the phrase says, "IT AIN'T OVER UNTIL THE FAT "COW" SINGS."
Just because Elsie has been exposed to a wide range of musical styles did not mean that her "COUNTRY COUSINS" would enjoy the same "HIGH FALUTIN" musical renditions that Elsie has come to love. Elsie only wanted the best for her brethren. After the survey results came back, you could have COW-TIPPED Elsie over. She was flabbergasted.
AS RICHARD DAWSON WOULD SAY:
THE SURVEY SAYS........
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Posted by Ron D at 9/18/2011 7:03 AM 
Categories: Pop Culture, Advertisement, Humorous
Tags: Bordens milk humor parody pop culture Pop Culture Elsie the Cow
Categories: Pop Culture, Advertisement, Humorous
Tags: Bordens milk humor parody pop culture Pop Culture Elsie the Cow
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