GOP PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATES (MANCHURIAN CANDIDATES) ATTEMPT TO LOOK PATRIOTIC - A PERFECT TIE
The poor little GOP candidates are having a hard time convincing the American public they are true patriots, while they are bad-mouthing (and attempting to dismantle, or at least defund) the government entities that they claim to love, like Social Security, Medicare, public libraries, public schools & public ANYTHING.
The GOP candidates are going through a massive amount of red ties (isn't that funny, it just occurred to me - red is also the color of Chinese communist flag), along with their little USA flag pins. The trouble is: THE RED TIES, AND THE FLAG PINS ARE NOT DOING THE TRICK ANYMORE. The post hypnotic suggestions must be wearing off.
Granted, I'm only talking about the logical / moderate Republicans who are attempting to shake off their post hypnotic suggestions. Their moron TEABAGGER constituents are fooled every time they pin that "Made InChina USA" American flag pin on.
SAID IN A DUMB GUY VOICE: "Hey, Bubba, that Republican politician must believe in what I believe in, I know that he does because he is wearing the same pin that I wear."
Yeah, right, a Manchurian candidate would never attempt to fool the "masses" by wearing a "Made inChina USA" American flag pin. It is IMPOSSIBLE.
What is it about theManchurian Repukeican candidates, and their love of creating jobs in China, along with their hatred of doing anything to create jobs in the USA (their supposed homeland?) When President Obama wants to stimulate the economy - THEY BAD MOUTH IT. You would think they have an ulterior motive - WOULDN'T YOU, COMRADE?
Well, as a believer in helping a group of down on their luckManchurian candidates GOP Presidential candidates / human beings, who also have a next to zero chance of being elected President, I am showcasing a fantastic tie that the low life anti-USA / pro-China GOP candidates could use in their quest to become the GOP nominee, and to help improve the lives of lazy / swimming pool-lounging Billionaires, and multi national corporations hard working middle class citizens of China the United States of America.
The photograph that I posted below is a 1940's era tie. It is red, white and blue, and it's design implies that it is an actual US flag. To any GOPer who wants to follow my advice, it would be a perfect symbol / tool to use in your never ending quest to fool your LOW INFORMATION constituents, and to drive the intelligent Republicans to vote for President Obama.
I want to wish GOOD LUCK to all of the GOPers running to be apuppet of the Chinese government GOP nominated candidate for President of the United States of America. I hope the use of my 1940's era patriotic tie will help you in your quest to get the GOP nomination. I only want the best GOP candidate (which isn't saying much) to run against President Obama. The stark contrast of the moronic ideas of the Manchurian GOP candidates, and the
intelligent ideas of President Obama, will insure Obama's reelection.
KEEP ACTING STUPID - NEWT, RICK, SARAH, MICHELE, MILT. You have no idea how much it is helping the Obama for Reelection campaign.
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The GOP candidates are going through a massive amount of red ties (isn't that funny, it just occurred to me - red is also the color of Chinese communist flag), along with their little USA flag pins. The trouble is: THE RED TIES, AND THE FLAG PINS ARE NOT DOING THE TRICK ANYMORE. The post hypnotic suggestions must be wearing off.
Granted, I'm only talking about the logical / moderate Republicans who are attempting to shake off their post hypnotic suggestions. Their moron TEABAGGER constituents are fooled every time they pin that "Made In
SAID IN A DUMB GUY VOICE: "Hey, Bubba, that Republican politician must believe in what I believe in, I know that he does because he is wearing the same pin that I wear."
Yeah, right, a Manchurian candidate would never attempt to fool the "masses" by wearing a "Made in
What is it about the
Well, as a believer in helping a group of down on their luck
The photograph that I posted below is a 1940's era tie. It is red, white and blue, and it's design implies that it is an actual US flag. To any GOPer who wants to follow my advice, it would be a perfect symbol / tool to use in your never ending quest to fool your LOW INFORMATION constituents, and to drive the intelligent Republicans to vote for President Obama.
I want to wish GOOD LUCK to all of the GOPers running to be a
intelligent ideas of President Obama, will insure Obama's reelection.
KEEP ACTING STUPID - NEWT, RICK, SARAH, MICHELE, MILT. You have no idea how much it is helping the Obama for Reelection campaign.
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Posted by Ron D at 9/20/2011 6:36 AM 
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Categories: Pop Culture, Advertisement, Politics, Humorous
Tags: advertisements GOP humor political politics pop culture Republican sarcasm vintage advertising
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