I'M CHECKING OLD MAGAZINE ADS & TV COMMERCIALS FOR THE BEST DOG & CAT FOOD - THE GOP WANTS TO DRIVE THE U.S. INTO A DEPRESSION / RECESSION
The Repukeican controlled House of Representatives is supposedly controlled (LOL) by John "THE BONER" Boehner. In reality, the inmates (Tea Baggers) are controlling the insane asylum. The Tea Baggers want to shut down the government, and to also pay next to zero taxes. They still want a strong national defense, good roads, and personal "goodies" for their families (farm subsidies for Michele comes to mind.) How the government would be able to pay for the 780 billion dollar annual defense bill without the collection of taxes is only known to the WACK-JOB GOPers, who are running for the Presidential nomination.
These WACK-JOBS live in a "Fantasy World", and they truly believe the rest of us can all fit in their "special place." I think Michele Bachmann has the prettiest "Fantasy World" "special place" (that sure sounds like a phrase used in a mental hospital), and in her mind It is perfect in every possible way. The citizens of her "Fantasy World" country will have all of their basic needs taken care of, without the wealthy citizens having to pay a dime in taxes. Of course, only the wealthy, and their Teabagger minnions are able to live in MIchele's "Fantasy World" (United Teabagger States of America.) The remaining 300 million will be forced to fend for ourselves. Utopia for the wealthy, and also their little Teabagger slaves - HELL, FOR EVERYBODY ELSE.
Can anybody spell L-O-O-N-E-Y T-U-N-E-S ?
Just in case the American public has a huge burp of temporary insanity (like it had from Jan, 2001 until Jan, 2009 - A.K.A PRESIDENTIAL YEARS OF GEORGE W. BUSH - creator of THE GEORGE W. BUSH MEMORIAL GREAT RECESSION), I have been comparing the different brands of dog & cat foods. I need to find out the best brand - during the upcoming DEPRESSION, which the insane asylum Teabagger / GOPers are driving us into.
I figured the best way to compare the different brands (the preliminary comparison) is to read all of the different magazine ads, and to view the old TV commercials. Unfortunately, some of the brands have been discontinued. I will have to sift through the discontinued brands at a later date,
Maybe I can write a letter to the manufacturer of the discontinued pet food. I could try to convince them of the humongous amount of profits that could be amassed if they simply started to manufacture the discontinued dog / cat food brand, which would have to be done prior to the upcoming TEABAGGER CREATED DEPRESSION.
To get the wealthy corporate CEO to start manufacturing a discontinued line of pet food, I would need to use the MAGIC phrase, which can be used to make a CEO do ANYTHING under the sun. The magic phrase would be "HUMONGOUS PROFITS." The millions of humans that will not be able to afford human food will be staggering - A.K.A HUMONGOUS PROFITS for the dog / cat food manufacturers.
I'm going to need your help. Please contact me as soon as possible. I will need to know multiple opinions on which brand is the healthiest brand for a future-to-be pet food eater, which I will be among the millions of unfortunate consumers.
Besides having a main course, we will also need a dessert. I think "PEOPLE BISCUITS" would be very apropos. If they were made in the likeness of JOHN "THE BONER" BOEHNER (GOP Speaker of the House of Representatives) and MITCH "THREE CHIN" McCONNELL (GOP Senate Minority Leader & Filibusters creator extraordinare) they would fly off the shelves - A.K.A. MASSIVE PROFITS (you have to remind the Repukeicans that they will make MASSIVE PROFITS, because they tend to be a little S-L-O-W.)
THIS LOOKS TASTY, AND THE DALMATIAN SEEMS VERY HAPPY.
THE DALMATIAN SEEMS TO HAVE A SHINY COAT.
(Hopefully, a good diet of Friskies will cure my case of dandruff.)
A BRAND OF CAT FOOD THAT IS ENDORSED BY A CELEBRITY
IF SLYVESTER THINKS 9 LIVES IS GOOD - IT HAS TO BE GOOD.
HARRY MORGAN'S DOG THINKS GAINES COMPLETE HAS A GREAT TASTE.
OH, THE PROBLEMS WITH BEING A "POOR" PERSON.
I HAVE TO CHOOSE WHICH ENDORSEMENT IS SUPERIOR.
I'M LEANING TOWARDS SLYVESTER'S ENDORSED PRODUCT.
OF COURSE, I COULD ALWAYS SWITCH FROM WEEK TO WEEK.
MAYBE, I COULD MIX THE TWO TASTE SENSATIONS.
THESE CATS SEEM TO MAKING LOVE TO PUSS' N BOOTS CANNED GOOEY CAT FOOD.
THEY MUST KNOW SOMETHING THAT I DON'T KNOW. GOOEY FOOD IS GOOD !!!!!!
IN THE FUTURE - RICH PEOPLE COULD ENTER "POOR PEOPLE" INTO A VERSION OF THE LONG ISLAND KENNEL CLUB BEAUTY AND OBEDIENCE CONTEST.
MY POOR PERSON IS BIGGER THAN YOUR POOR PERSON
MY POOR PERSON IS FASTER THAN YOUR POOR PERSON
MY POOR PERSON IS BETTER THAN YOUR POOR PERSON - BECAUSE HE EATS KEN L RATION
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These WACK-JOBS live in a "Fantasy World", and they truly believe the rest of us can all fit in their "special place." I think Michele Bachmann has the prettiest "Fantasy World" "special place" (that sure sounds like a phrase used in a mental hospital), and in her mind It is perfect in every possible way. The citizens of her "Fantasy World" country will have all of their basic needs taken care of, without the wealthy citizens having to pay a dime in taxes. Of course, only the wealthy, and their Teabagger minnions are able to live in MIchele's "Fantasy World" (United Teabagger States of America.) The remaining 300 million will be forced to fend for ourselves. Utopia for the wealthy, and also their little Teabagger slaves - HELL, FOR EVERYBODY ELSE.
Can anybody spell L-O-O-N-E-Y T-U-N-E-S ?
Just in case the American public has a huge burp of temporary insanity (like it had from Jan, 2001 until Jan, 2009 - A.K.A PRESIDENTIAL YEARS OF GEORGE W. BUSH - creator of THE GEORGE W. BUSH MEMORIAL GREAT RECESSION), I have been comparing the different brands of dog & cat foods. I need to find out the best brand - during the upcoming DEPRESSION, which the insane asylum Teabagger / GOPers are driving us into.
I figured the best way to compare the different brands (the preliminary comparison) is to read all of the different magazine ads, and to view the old TV commercials. Unfortunately, some of the brands have been discontinued. I will have to sift through the discontinued brands at a later date,
Maybe I can write a letter to the manufacturer of the discontinued pet food. I could try to convince them of the humongous amount of profits that could be amassed if they simply started to manufacture the discontinued dog / cat food brand, which would have to be done prior to the upcoming TEABAGGER CREATED DEPRESSION.
To get the wealthy corporate CEO to start manufacturing a discontinued line of pet food, I would need to use the MAGIC phrase, which can be used to make a CEO do ANYTHING under the sun. The magic phrase would be "HUMONGOUS PROFITS." The millions of humans that will not be able to afford human food will be staggering - A.K.A HUMONGOUS PROFITS for the dog / cat food manufacturers.
I'm going to need your help. Please contact me as soon as possible. I will need to know multiple opinions on which brand is the healthiest brand for a future-to-be pet food eater, which I will be among the millions of unfortunate consumers.
Besides having a main course, we will also need a dessert. I think "PEOPLE BISCUITS" would be very apropos. If they were made in the likeness of JOHN "THE BONER" BOEHNER (GOP Speaker of the House of Representatives) and MITCH "THREE CHIN" McCONNELL (GOP Senate Minority Leader & Filibusters creator extraordinare) they would fly off the shelves - A.K.A. MASSIVE PROFITS (you have to remind the Repukeicans that they will make MASSIVE PROFITS, because they tend to be a little S-L-O-W.)
THIS LOOKS TASTY, AND THE DALMATIAN SEEMS VERY HAPPY.
THE DALMATIAN SEEMS TO HAVE A SHINY COAT.
(Hopefully, a good diet of Friskies will cure my case of dandruff.)
A BRAND OF CAT FOOD THAT IS ENDORSED BY A CELEBRITY
IF SLYVESTER THINKS 9 LIVES IS GOOD - IT HAS TO BE GOOD.
HARRY MORGAN'S DOG THINKS GAINES COMPLETE HAS A GREAT TASTE.
OH, THE PROBLEMS WITH BEING A "POOR" PERSON.
I HAVE TO CHOOSE WHICH ENDORSEMENT IS SUPERIOR.
I'M LEANING TOWARDS SLYVESTER'S ENDORSED PRODUCT.
OF COURSE, I COULD ALWAYS SWITCH FROM WEEK TO WEEK.
MAYBE, I COULD MIX THE TWO TASTE SENSATIONS.
THESE CATS SEEM TO MAKING LOVE TO PUSS' N BOOTS CANNED GOOEY CAT FOOD.
THEY MUST KNOW SOMETHING THAT I DON'T KNOW. GOOEY FOOD IS GOOD !!!!!!
IN THE FUTURE - RICH PEOPLE COULD ENTER "POOR PEOPLE" INTO A VERSION OF THE LONG ISLAND KENNEL CLUB BEAUTY AND OBEDIENCE CONTEST.
MY POOR PERSON IS BIGGER THAN YOUR POOR PERSON
MY POOR PERSON IS FASTER THAN YOUR POOR PERSON
MY POOR PERSON IS BETTER THAN YOUR POOR PERSON - BECAUSE HE EATS KEN L RATION
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Posted by Ron D at 10/3/2011 5:16 AM 
Categories: Pop Culture, Advertisement, Classic TV, Politics, Advertising Commercials, Humorous, Celebrity
Tags: humor vintage advertising advertisements Pop Culture classic TV pop culture celebrity commercial politics magazine ads sarcasm food advertising GOP Republican George W. Bush teabaggers depression The Depression Friskies John Boehner
Categories: Pop Culture, Advertisement, Classic TV, Politics, Advertising Commercials, Humorous, Celebrity
Tags: humor vintage advertising advertisements Pop Culture classic TV pop culture celebrity commercial politics magazine ads sarcasm food advertising GOP Republican George W. Bush teabaggers depression The Depression Friskies John Boehner
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