SUPPORTING YOURSELF IF THE POSSIBILITY OF A TEABAGGER CREATED DEPRESSION HAPPENS.
When the Teabaggers are successful in their never-ending quest of helping to destroy the infrastructure of the United States (by their repeated Congressional blocking maneuvers to defund all public works projects - in the mistaken belief that money spent in the U.S. is bad, while still believing the expenditures for the Bush wars are necessary, and are good for the country), and helping to drive the United States into a depression (by the refusal to vote for any bills to help bring us out of the residual aftermath of the GEORGE W. BUSH MEMORIAL GREAT RECESSION), I will then need a way to support myself.
I HAVE TWO BUSINESSES READY TO START AT A MOMENTS NOTICE
1) LEMONADE STAND
I COULD ALSO OFFER A SECOND DRINK TO MY CUSTOMERS
I RAN THIS BUSINESS DURING ANOTHER "ROUGH" ECONOMIC PERIOD OF MY LIFE.
I HAD ZERO DOLLARS DURING THE FIRST DECADE OF MY LIFE, AND I NEEDED MONEY FOR COMIC BOOKS. THE LEMONADE STAND HAD ZERO EXPENSES - MY BABYSITTER SUPPLIED ALL OF THE INGREDIENTS.
I GUESS I WAS A REPUKEICAN DURING MY FIRST DECADE - TAKE, TAKE, TAKE, AND DON'T PAY BACK. I GREW A BRAIN A SHORT TIME LATER, AND I STARTED TO CARE ABOUT OTHER PEOPLE. WHEN THAT HAPPENED, I OFFICIALLY STOPPED BEING A REPUKEICAN.
THE SECOND BUSINESS THAT I PLAN ON STARTING WAS FIRST DEVISED DURING THE GOP PRESIDENT HERBERT HOOVER YEARS - A.K.A. THE GREAT DEPRESSION. IT WAS A BUSINESS THAT SUPPLIED A NECESSARY TOOL FOR THE EMPLOYED WORKERS OF AMERICA.
2) SELLING PENCILS
I HAVE DECIDED TO CHANGE THE PENCIL-IN-THE-TIN-CUP SELLING METHOD.
I HAVE DONE SOME RESEARCH, AND I HAVE FOUND A COIN OPERATED PENCIL BOX
PLACING HUNDREDS OF THESE PENCIL DISPENSER BOXES AROUND THE CITY WILL SUPPLY ME WITH THE NECESSARY CAPITAL TO FEED MYSELF A DAILY CAN OF PET FOOD.
EXPERIENCING THE JOY OF SHOESTRING CAPITALIZATION.
I HAVE JUST FOUND A SUPPLY SOURCE FOR MY PENCILS.
DOLLAR TREE SELLS 20 PENCILS FOR $1.
WITH MY MASSIVE PROFITS, I WILL BE RIPE FOR A CORPORATE TAKEOVER.
MAYBE THE BILLIONAIRE KOCH BROTHERS (founders of the Tea Party) WILL COME ACROSS MY BOX AND OFFER TO BUY ME OUT.
I WILL NOT TAKE ANYTHING SHY OF $ 3 BILLION, BUT I WILL LET THEM MAKE THE FIRST OFFER - IT COULD BE MORE.
MORE THAN LIKELY, THEY WILL TRY TO STEAL, AND / OR DEMOLISH MY DISPENSERS ALONG WITH THE PRETTY YELLOW CONTENTS (IN MY HUMBLE OPINION.)
OH, THE JOYS OF HIGH FINANCE, AND CORPORATE GREED.
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I HAVE TWO BUSINESSES READY TO START AT A MOMENTS NOTICE
1) LEMONADE STAND
I COULD ALSO OFFER A SECOND DRINK TO MY CUSTOMERS
I RAN THIS BUSINESS DURING ANOTHER "ROUGH" ECONOMIC PERIOD OF MY LIFE.
I HAD ZERO DOLLARS DURING THE FIRST DECADE OF MY LIFE, AND I NEEDED MONEY FOR COMIC BOOKS. THE LEMONADE STAND HAD ZERO EXPENSES - MY BABYSITTER SUPPLIED ALL OF THE INGREDIENTS.
I GUESS I WAS A REPUKEICAN DURING MY FIRST DECADE - TAKE, TAKE, TAKE, AND DON'T PAY BACK. I GREW A BRAIN A SHORT TIME LATER, AND I STARTED TO CARE ABOUT OTHER PEOPLE. WHEN THAT HAPPENED, I OFFICIALLY STOPPED BEING A REPUKEICAN.
THE SECOND BUSINESS THAT I PLAN ON STARTING WAS FIRST DEVISED DURING THE GOP PRESIDENT HERBERT HOOVER YEARS - A.K.A. THE GREAT DEPRESSION. IT WAS A BUSINESS THAT SUPPLIED A NECESSARY TOOL FOR THE EMPLOYED WORKERS OF AMERICA.
2) SELLING PENCILS
I HAVE DECIDED TO CHANGE THE PENCIL-IN-THE-TIN-CUP SELLING METHOD.
I HAVE DONE SOME RESEARCH, AND I HAVE FOUND A COIN OPERATED PENCIL BOX
PLACING HUNDREDS OF THESE PENCIL DISPENSER BOXES AROUND THE CITY WILL SUPPLY ME WITH THE NECESSARY CAPITAL TO FEED MYSELF A DAILY CAN OF PET FOOD.
EXPERIENCING THE JOY OF SHOESTRING CAPITALIZATION.
I HAVE JUST FOUND A SUPPLY SOURCE FOR MY PENCILS.
DOLLAR TREE SELLS 20 PENCILS FOR $1.
WITH MY MASSIVE PROFITS, I WILL BE RIPE FOR A CORPORATE TAKEOVER.
MAYBE THE BILLIONAIRE KOCH BROTHERS (founders of the Tea Party) WILL COME ACROSS MY BOX AND OFFER TO BUY ME OUT.
I WILL NOT TAKE ANYTHING SHY OF $ 3 BILLION, BUT I WILL LET THEM MAKE THE FIRST OFFER - IT COULD BE MORE.
MORE THAN LIKELY, THEY WILL TRY TO STEAL, AND / OR DEMOLISH MY DISPENSERS ALONG WITH THE PRETTY YELLOW CONTENTS (IN MY HUMBLE OPINION.)
OH, THE JOYS OF HIGH FINANCE, AND CORPORATE GREED.
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Posted by Ron D at 10/8/2011 7:46 AM 
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Categories: Pop Culture, Advertisement, Politics, Humorous
Tags: humor vintage advertising advertisements Pop Culture advertising politics magazine ads nostalgic sarcasm political historical Republican teabaggers The Depression Herbert Hoover President Hoover Kool Aid
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