DURING THE 1950s THERE WAS A CRIME WAVE OF STOLEN POST TOASTIES CEREAL
POST TOASTIES #1 ITEM STOLEN BY 1950s ERA BURGLARS.
IT IS TRUE.
FROM THE MID 1950's, UNTIL 1960, POST TOASTIES WAS APPARENTLY THE NUMBER 1 ITEM TO BE STOLEN DURING HOME BURGLARIES, WHICH WAS RECENTLY REPORTED IN A SURVEY OF SEMI-RETIRED SENIOR CITIZEN BURGLARS. THE SURVEY WAS PUBLISHED IN THE OCTOBER ISSUE OF "BURGLAR HOME & GARDENS" MAGAZINE.
THE SURVEY RESULTS ARE BACKED UP BY THESE 3 MAGAZINE ADS, WHICH SHOWCASE THE UNFORTUNATE CEREAL CRIME VICTIMS, WHO ARE SEEN SUFFERING FROM THE CEREAL PILFERAGE.
APPARENTLY SOME BURGLARS TASTE BUDS WERE LOOKING FOR A SLIGHTLY DIFFERENT TASTE SENSATION.
1955 ADVERTISEMENT "REPORTING" THE THEFT OF KELLOGG'S CORN FLAKES.
NO ACCOUNTING FOR TASTE!!!!!!
THE FOLLOWING AD MIGHT BE A CLUE.
WERE THE BURGLARS BEING ARRESTED, AND THEN BRIBING THE JUDGE TO BE SET FREE?
THE TAGLINE SAYS: "MORE JUDGES PASS DOWN A FRIENDLY VERDICT ON KELLOGG'S CORN FLAKES THAN ANY OTHER CEREAL."
THE AMERICAN JUDICIAL SYSTEM BEING CORRUPTED BY CORN FLAKES.
OH THE SHAME OF IT.
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I JUST GOT A TRAFFIC TICKET.
I WONDER HOW MANY BOWLS OF CORN FLAKES TO SETTLE MY TRAFFIC TICKET?
COULD BE CHEAPER THAN GETTING A LAWYER.
I COULD HOLD UP THIS PICTURE OF CORNELIUS ROOSTER,
HOLD UP TWO FINGERS TO THE JUDGE (CAREFUL TO NOT USE THE MIDDLE FINGER)
WAIT FOR AN AFFIRMATIVE NOD
MY TICKET IS NULL & VOID
AMERICAN JUSTICE - KELLOGG'S STYLE
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IT IS TRUE.
FROM THE MID 1950's, UNTIL 1960, POST TOASTIES WAS APPARENTLY THE NUMBER 1 ITEM TO BE STOLEN DURING HOME BURGLARIES, WHICH WAS RECENTLY REPORTED IN A SURVEY OF SEMI-RETIRED SENIOR CITIZEN BURGLARS. THE SURVEY WAS PUBLISHED IN THE OCTOBER ISSUE OF "BURGLAR HOME & GARDENS" MAGAZINE.
THE SURVEY RESULTS ARE BACKED UP BY THESE 3 MAGAZINE ADS, WHICH SHOWCASE THE UNFORTUNATE CEREAL CRIME VICTIMS, WHO ARE SEEN SUFFERING FROM THE CEREAL PILFERAGE.
APPARENTLY SOME BURGLARS TASTE BUDS WERE LOOKING FOR A SLIGHTLY DIFFERENT TASTE SENSATION.
1955 ADVERTISEMENT "REPORTING" THE THEFT OF KELLOGG'S CORN FLAKES.
NO ACCOUNTING FOR TASTE!!!!!!
THE FOLLOWING AD MIGHT BE A CLUE.
WERE THE BURGLARS BEING ARRESTED, AND THEN BRIBING THE JUDGE TO BE SET FREE?
THE TAGLINE SAYS: "MORE JUDGES PASS DOWN A FRIENDLY VERDICT ON KELLOGG'S CORN FLAKES THAN ANY OTHER CEREAL."
THE AMERICAN JUDICIAL SYSTEM BEING CORRUPTED BY CORN FLAKES.
OH THE SHAME OF IT.
_________________________________________________________________________
I JUST GOT A TRAFFIC TICKET.
I WONDER HOW MANY BOWLS OF CORN FLAKES TO SETTLE MY TRAFFIC TICKET?
COULD BE CHEAPER THAN GETTING A LAWYER.
I COULD HOLD UP THIS PICTURE OF CORNELIUS ROOSTER,
HOLD UP TWO FINGERS TO THE JUDGE (CAREFUL TO NOT USE THE MIDDLE FINGER)
WAIT FOR AN AFFIRMATIVE NOD
MY TICKET IS NULL & VOID
AMERICAN JUSTICE - KELLOGG'S STYLE
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Posted by Ron D at 10/15/2011 10:52 PM 
Categories: Pop Culture, Advertisement, Humorous
Tags: humor vintage advertising advertisements advertising pop culture magazine ads nostalgic food advertising sarcasm satire Post cereal Kelloggs
Categories: Pop Culture, Advertisement, Humorous
Tags: humor vintage advertising advertisements advertising pop culture magazine ads nostalgic food advertising sarcasm satire Post cereal Kelloggs
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