THE "COFFIN NAIL" MANUFACTURERS (TOBACCO COMPANIES) WIN A REPRIEVE
THE CIGARETTE MANUFACTURERS (EVIL PERSONIFIED, IN MY HUMBLE OPINION) HAVE WON AN APPROXIMATELY TWO YEAR REPRIEVE. IT WILL TAKE TWO YEARS FOR THEIR LAWSUIT TO CRAWL THRU THE COURT.
THE FDA HAD RULED THAT THE CIGARETTE COMPANIES (AKA - THE PEOPLE WHO CREATE THOSE TUBULAR TOXIC CHEMICAL DELIVERY SYSTEMS) HAD TO PRINT GRAPHIC IMAGES OF DISEASED & DEAD SMOKERS ON THEIR PACKAGES
A DISTRICT JUDGE "CLAIMS" THAT IT IS UNFAIR TO THE POOR LITTLE CIGARETTE COMPANIES TO HAVE GRAPHIC PICTURES OF DEAD & DISEASED SMOKERS ON THEIR CIGARETTE PACKS.
JUDGE RICHARD LEON THINKS THE IMAGES "GO BEYOND CONVEYING THE FACTS OF HEALTH RISKS."
HIS ANSWER: LET THE POOR LITTLE CIGARETTE MANUFACTURERS CONTINUE WITH THEIR MONEY GRUBBING / I-DON'T-GIVE-A-DAMN ATTITUDE TOWARDS THEIR ADDICTED CUSTOMERS.
THE RULING ALLOWS THE "COFFIN NAIL" MANUFACTURERS TO CONTINUE IN THEIR NEVER ENDING QUEST TO CREATE AS MANY DISEASE RIDDLED BODIES AS HUMANLY POSSIBLE - IN MY HUMBLE OPINION.
WAY TO GO THERE, JUDGE.
TO READ AN INTERESTING JOB HISTORY FOR JUDGE LEON, CLICK THE LINK.
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THE POOR LITTLE CIGARETTE COMPANIES HAVE SUGGESTED A DIFFERENT WARNING.
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I WONDER IF THE JUDGE HAS ANY SHARES OF STOCK IN ANY OF THE "COFFIN NAIL" MANUFACTURERS?
JUST BEING CURIOUS.
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PRETTY PACKAGES INVITE THE CUSTOMER TO PURCHASE THE PACKAGE.
IMAGES WITH DISEASED BODIES WILL TURN PEOPLE OFF THE "COFFIN NAILS."
THAT IS THE WHOLE POINT, JUDGE LEON.
IT IS SO NICE HOW YOU CARE ABOUT YOUR FELLOW MAN.
(a possible sarcastic remark)
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THAT "TUBULAR DELIVERY SYSTEM OF TOXIC CHEMICALS" WILL DELIVER MORE THAN 4000 TOXIC CHEMICALS TO YOUR BODY.
A FAR CHEAPER METHOD OF KILLING YOURSELF IS POSTED BELOW.
WRAP YOUR LIPS AROUND THIS - YUM, YUM, CARBON MONOXIDE.
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THE FDA HAD RULED THAT THE CIGARETTE COMPANIES (AKA - THE PEOPLE WHO CREATE THOSE TUBULAR TOXIC CHEMICAL DELIVERY SYSTEMS) HAD TO PRINT GRAPHIC IMAGES OF DISEASED & DEAD SMOKERS ON THEIR PACKAGES
A DISTRICT JUDGE "CLAIMS" THAT IT IS UNFAIR TO THE POOR LITTLE CIGARETTE COMPANIES TO HAVE GRAPHIC PICTURES OF DEAD & DISEASED SMOKERS ON THEIR CIGARETTE PACKS.
JUDGE RICHARD LEON THINKS THE IMAGES "GO BEYOND CONVEYING THE FACTS OF HEALTH RISKS."
HIS ANSWER: LET THE POOR LITTLE CIGARETTE MANUFACTURERS CONTINUE WITH THEIR MONEY GRUBBING / I-DON'T-GIVE-A-DAMN ATTITUDE TOWARDS THEIR ADDICTED CUSTOMERS.
THE RULING ALLOWS THE "COFFIN NAIL" MANUFACTURERS TO CONTINUE IN THEIR NEVER ENDING QUEST TO CREATE AS MANY DISEASE RIDDLED BODIES AS HUMANLY POSSIBLE - IN MY HUMBLE OPINION.
WAY TO GO THERE, JUDGE.
TO READ AN INTERESTING JOB HISTORY FOR JUDGE LEON, CLICK THE LINK.
________________________________________________________________________
THE POOR LITTLE CIGARETTE COMPANIES HAVE SUGGESTED A DIFFERENT WARNING.
_______________________________________________________________________
I WONDER IF THE JUDGE HAS ANY SHARES OF STOCK IN ANY OF THE "COFFIN NAIL" MANUFACTURERS?
JUST BEING CURIOUS.
_______________________________________________________________________
PRETTY PACKAGES INVITE THE CUSTOMER TO PURCHASE THE PACKAGE.
IMAGES WITH DISEASED BODIES WILL TURN PEOPLE OFF THE "COFFIN NAILS."
THAT IS THE WHOLE POINT, JUDGE LEON.
IT IS SO NICE HOW YOU CARE ABOUT YOUR FELLOW MAN.
(a possible sarcastic remark)
______________________________________________________________________
THAT "TUBULAR DELIVERY SYSTEM OF TOXIC CHEMICALS" WILL DELIVER MORE THAN 4000 TOXIC CHEMICALS TO YOUR BODY.
A FAR CHEAPER METHOD OF KILLING YOURSELF IS POSTED BELOW.
WRAP YOUR LIPS AROUND THIS - YUM, YUM, CARBON MONOXIDE.
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Posted by Ron D at 11/13/2011 8:55 AM 
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