SANTA CLAUS WANTS TO WISH THE TOP 1/10 OF 1% (315,000 PEOPLE) A MERRY CHRISTMAS
TOP 1/10 OF 1 PERCENT OF AMERICANS MADE 50% OF ALL OF THE CAPITAL GAINS.
THAT WOULD BE 315,000 PEOPLE, OUT OF 315 MILLION PEOPLE (315,000,000)
THE LATE JUSTICE LOUIS BRANDEIS WARNING TO THE NATION:
"We can have democracy in this country, or we can have great wealth concentrated in the hands of a few, but we can't have both."
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I HAVE VERY BAD NEWS FOR YOU.
SANTA CLAUS HAS TURNED INTO A REPUKEICAN.
SANTA HAS BEEN BRAINWASHED BY THE KOCHS.
SANTA FEELS THAT GIVING GIFTS IS BAD FOR THE BOTTOM LINE.
SANTA INC. NEEDS TO MAKE MORE PROFIT FOR IT'S STOCKHOLDERS.
(KOCH BROTHERS SUPPOSEDLY BOUGHT CONTROLLING INTEREST IN SANTA INC.)
SANTA SAYS:
HO HO HO TO THE WEALTHY!!!
BAH HUMBUG TO THE REMAINING 99 PERCENTERS!
(GIVING GIFTS TO THE 99 PERCENTERS DID NOT HELP THE SANTA INC. PROFIT MARGIN.)
GIFTS HIGH PROFIT SALES TO THE WEALTHY ONLY:
(TRICKLE DOWN GIFT GIVING WILL EVENTUALLY BE RECEIVED BY THE 99 PERCENTERS.)
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"ENTICEMENTS" THAT THE KOCH BROTHERS SUPPOSEDLY USED ON SANTA
1) BAGS OF MONEY
(THE GEORGE W. BUSH MEMORIAL GREAT RECESSION HAS REDUCED SANTA'S INCOME)
(HE USED TO MAKE GOBS OF MONEY FROM PRODUCT ENDORSEMENT DEALS)
(THE COCA-COLA MONEY ALONE PAID FOR 1/2 OF THE WORLDWIDE TOY NEEDS)
2) GIRLS
(SANTA USED TO BE FAITHFUL - UNTIL HE MET THE GOPers FROM HELL)
SUPPOSEDLY THE KOCH BROTHERS USED THEIR "INFLUENCE" WITH THE GOP POLITICIANS TO GET A SANTA CLAUS DOLLAR BILL THRU CONGRESS
GIRLS, GIRLS, GIRLS
ALL NIGHT - EVERY NIGHT
(INCLUDING DECEMBER 24)
THE KOCH BROTHERS ARE WORSE THAN THE GRINCH
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THAT WOULD BE 315,000 PEOPLE, OUT OF 315 MILLION PEOPLE (315,000,000)
THE LATE JUSTICE LOUIS BRANDEIS WARNING TO THE NATION:
"We can have democracy in this country, or we can have great wealth concentrated in the hands of a few, but we can't have both."
_____________________________________________________
I HAVE VERY BAD NEWS FOR YOU.
SANTA CLAUS HAS TURNED INTO A REPUKEICAN.
SANTA HAS BEEN BRAINWASHED BY THE KOCHS.
SANTA FEELS THAT GIVING GIFTS IS BAD FOR THE BOTTOM LINE.
SANTA INC. NEEDS TO MAKE MORE PROFIT FOR IT'S STOCKHOLDERS.
(KOCH BROTHERS SUPPOSEDLY BOUGHT CONTROLLING INTEREST IN SANTA INC.)
SANTA SAYS:
HO HO HO TO THE WEALTHY!!!
BAH HUMBUG TO THE REMAINING 99 PERCENTERS!
(GIVING GIFTS TO THE 99 PERCENTERS DID NOT HELP THE SANTA INC. PROFIT MARGIN.)
(TRICKLE DOWN GIFT GIVING WILL EVENTUALLY BE RECEIVED BY THE 99 PERCENTERS.)
_____________________________________________________
"ENTICEMENTS" THAT THE KOCH BROTHERS SUPPOSEDLY USED ON SANTA
1) BAGS OF MONEY
(THE GEORGE W. BUSH MEMORIAL GREAT RECESSION HAS REDUCED SANTA'S INCOME)
(HE USED TO MAKE GOBS OF MONEY FROM PRODUCT ENDORSEMENT DEALS)
(THE COCA-COLA MONEY ALONE PAID FOR 1/2 OF THE WORLDWIDE TOY NEEDS)
2) GIRLS
(SANTA USED TO BE FAITHFUL - UNTIL HE MET THE GOPers FROM HELL)
SUPPOSEDLY THE KOCH BROTHERS USED THEIR "INFLUENCE" WITH THE GOP POLITICIANS TO GET A SANTA CLAUS DOLLAR BILL THRU CONGRESS
GIRLS, GIRLS, GIRLS
ALL NIGHT - EVERY NIGHT
(INCLUDING DECEMBER 24)
THE KOCH BROTHERS ARE WORSE THAN THE GRINCH
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Posted by Ron D at 12/5/2011 7:05 AM 
Categories: Pop Culture, Politics, Parody, Humorous, Celebrity
Tags: humor Pop Culture politics sarcasm parody satire political GOP Republican George W Bush Christmas Coca Cola humorous
Categories: Pop Culture, Politics, Parody, Humorous, Celebrity
Tags: humor Pop Culture politics sarcasm parody satire political GOP Republican George W Bush Christmas Coca Cola humorous
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