SANTA CLAUS' NEW DRINK SENSATION.
CHOCOLATE "FLYING REINDEER" MILK.
YUMMY, YUMMY, FOR MY TUMMY!!!!
MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ONE AND ALL
THINGS WILL GET BETTER.
I PROMISE.
I ASKED SANTA FOR AN IMPROVED ECONOMY.
HE TOLD ME THAT THE MASSIVE SALES OF FLYING REINDEER MILK, WILL BRING THE COUNTRY BACK FROM ECONOMIC STAGNATION.
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SANTA NEEDS THE MILK SALES TO FINANCE THE CHRISTMAS TOY GIVE AWAY.
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TROUBLE MIGHT COME FROM JOHN "GRINCH" BOEHNER:
U.S. HOUSE SPEAKER JOHN "GRINCH" BOEHNER MIGHT TRY TO BLOCK SANTA CLAUS' REINDEER MILK BUSINESS VENTURE.
SUPPOSEDLY JOHN "GRINCH" BOEHNER THINKS SANTA CLAUS IS A SOCIALIST.
GIVING TOYS TO DESERVING CHILDREN IS PURE SOCIALISM, ACCORDING TO THE GOP MINDSET.
TRICKLE DOWN TOY GIFTING IS THE BETTER WAY TO DO IT.
THE POOR KIDS GET THE WEALTHY CHILDREN'S BROKEN TOYS ON DECEMBER 26.
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YUMMY, YUMMY, FOR MY TUMMY!!!!
MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ONE AND ALL
THINGS WILL GET BETTER.
I PROMISE.
I ASKED SANTA FOR AN IMPROVED ECONOMY.
HE TOLD ME THAT THE MASSIVE SALES OF FLYING REINDEER MILK, WILL BRING THE COUNTRY BACK FROM ECONOMIC STAGNATION.
_____________________________________
SANTA NEEDS THE MILK SALES TO FINANCE THE CHRISTMAS TOY GIVE AWAY.
_____________________________________
TROUBLE MIGHT COME FROM JOHN "GRINCH" BOEHNER:
U.S. HOUSE SPEAKER JOHN "GRINCH" BOEHNER MIGHT TRY TO BLOCK SANTA CLAUS' REINDEER MILK BUSINESS VENTURE.
SUPPOSEDLY JOHN "GRINCH" BOEHNER THINKS SANTA CLAUS IS A SOCIALIST.
GIVING TOYS TO DESERVING CHILDREN IS PURE SOCIALISM, ACCORDING TO THE GOP MINDSET.
TRICKLE DOWN TOY GIFTING IS THE BETTER WAY TO DO IT.
THE POOR KIDS GET THE WEALTHY CHILDREN'S BROKEN TOYS ON DECEMBER 26.
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Posted by Ron D at 12/25/2011 12:01 AM 
Categories: Parody, Advertisement, Humorous
Tags: vintage advertising humor Pop Culture parody satire
Categories: Parody, Advertisement, Humorous
Tags: vintage advertising humor Pop Culture parody satire
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