THE SIMPSONS TV SHOW ANIMATED CHARACTERS

OR, THE

GOP PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATES.
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YOU BE THE JUDGE
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A BRILLIANT POLITICAL CARTOON.



IS RICK PERRY = COLONEL "TEX" O'HARA ?  

COLONEL ANTOINE "TEX" O'HARA (THE RICH TEXAN)
He is rich & callous. He is also an outgoing & happy-go-lucky business owner. He is a member of the Springfield Republican Party (WHAT A SURPRISE.) He speaks with a Texas drawl even though he is from Connecticut (George "W"). Depending on his mood for the day, he can sometimes be selfish and sadistic, and at other times polite and friendly. The Colonel loves to wear a bolo tie and a white cowboy hat. His favorite piece of "clothing" would be his guns - he would feel naked without them. He likes to fire a pair of revolvers into the air while yelling "Yee Haw!", whenever he is happy or excited. Orgasmically excited ? He has a gay grandson (similar to the real life gay half sister of Newt, who supports President Obama), and a daughter named Paris Texan (a dead ringer for Paris Hilton). 

IS MICHELE BACHMANN = THE CRAZY CAT LADY ?

THE CRAZY CAT LADY (AKA ELEANOR ABERNATHY)

Eleanor Abernathy is a gibberish-talking cat-loving lady, who is constantly in the companionship of a huge number of cats. 

When Eleanor was younger she wanted to be both a lawyer and a doctor. During her early years, her personal motto was "because a woman can do anything". By the time Eleanor turned 24 years of age, she had earned a medical doctoral degree from Harvard, and a law degree from Yale. Eight years later, she began to feel the effects of overachiever burnout. Booze and her cats saved her life.

When Mayor Quimby was recalled, Eleanor runs for the office of Springfield Mayor. Tiny moments of lucid behavior suddenly become exposed. She discusses the economy, health care problems and public education. Every so often her gibberish comments would also pop up.

Eleanor's normal behavior is artificially created by the use of medication. Unfortunately, the weirdness resumes when Marge mentions that her medicine was in reality Reese's Pieces. 

Her current personal motto "Can anyone who loves animals this much really be crazy?"

IS RON PAUL = GRANDPA SIMPSON ?

GRANDPA SIMPSON - A.K.A. ABRAHAM "ABE" JAY-JEDEDIAH SIMPSON II
 
Grandpa Simpson is famous for his long, rambling, and inaccurate stories. 
He is a master of incompetence.

ENOUGH SAID.

IS MITT ROMNEY = NED FLANDERS ?

NEDWARD "Ned" FLANDERS Jr. 
Ned is a holier-than-thou Christian (as opposed to a holier-than thou Mormon.) He strictly follows the Bible as literally as possible, and believes in the literal interpretation of the bible (logic plays no part in the lives of the holier-than-thou crowd.)

Ned's parents were beatniks, who let him run wild as a child. Dr. Foster, a psychiatrist, was brought in to change Ned's personality disorder. Dr. Foster (psychiatric quack - extraordinaire) is responsible for the Ned Flanders that we see today. The University of Minnesota created a program that will indoctrinate young rebels, which is called The Spankalogical Protocol. Ned was required to endure eight months of continuous spanking.

Ned Flanders is now unable to express any anger.