WANT TO BAKE COOKIES, AND YOU DON'T WANT TO LEAVE A CARBON FOOTPRINT & YOU DON'T HAVE A SOLAR CELL?
SOME PEOPLE FEEL THAT PROTECTING THE ENVIRONMENT IS IMPORTANT.
THEY CAN'T ENJOY BAKING COOKIES BECAUSE IT LEAVES A CARBON FOOTPRINT.
BUT, THEY LOVE THE SOFT GOOEY CHOCOLATE PIECE OF HEAVEN.
WHAT ARE THEY GOING TO DO?
SOLAR CELLS ARE EXPENSIVE.
THE ANSWER IS:
START WALKING DOWN TO AMARILLO, TEXAS.
DRIVING TO AMARILLO WOULD BE COUNTER-PRODUCTIVE.
IN ABOUT 500 HOURS, YOU SHOULD BE ARRIVING IN THE COOKIE BAKING CAPITOL.
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ONCE YOU ARRIVE, YOU WILL NEED TO BUY, BORROW, OR STEAL AN AUTOMOBILE.
THE CAR IS NOT FOR DRIVING.
THE CAR IS FOR BAKING.
PLACE THE COOKIE DOUGH ON COOKIE SHEETS, OR ALUMINUM FOIL SHEETS.
PLACE THE SHEETS ON THE BACK WINDOW SHELF OF YOUR "BORROWED" CAR.
VOILA - COOKIE HEAVEN IS BORN.
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THE BEST TIME FOR BAKING IS DURING THE SUMMER MONTHS.
DURING THE SUMMER YOU GET CRISP CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIES.
DURING THE WINTER MONTHS, YOU WILL BE PRODUCING SOFT BAKED GOODNESS.
EITHER WAY, YOU WILL BE IN COOKIE PARADISE.
FRESH FROM THE OVEN GOODNESS - USING NO ELECTRICITY.
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THEY CAN'T ENJOY BAKING COOKIES BECAUSE IT LEAVES A CARBON FOOTPRINT.
BUT, THEY LOVE THE SOFT GOOEY CHOCOLATE PIECE OF HEAVEN.
WHAT ARE THEY GOING TO DO?
SOLAR CELLS ARE EXPENSIVE.
THE ANSWER IS:
START WALKING DOWN TO AMARILLO, TEXAS.
DRIVING TO AMARILLO WOULD BE COUNTER-PRODUCTIVE.
IN ABOUT 500 HOURS, YOU SHOULD BE ARRIVING IN THE COOKIE BAKING CAPITOL.
______________________________________________________________________
ONCE YOU ARRIVE, YOU WILL NEED TO BUY, BORROW, OR STEAL AN AUTOMOBILE.
THE CAR IS NOT FOR DRIVING.
THE CAR IS FOR BAKING.
PLACE THE COOKIE DOUGH ON COOKIE SHEETS, OR ALUMINUM FOIL SHEETS.
PLACE THE SHEETS ON THE BACK WINDOW SHELF OF YOUR "BORROWED" CAR.
VOILA - COOKIE HEAVEN IS BORN.
______________________________________________________________________
THE BEST TIME FOR BAKING IS DURING THE SUMMER MONTHS.
DURING THE SUMMER YOU GET CRISP CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIES.
DURING THE WINTER MONTHS, YOU WILL BE PRODUCING SOFT BAKED GOODNESS.
EITHER WAY, YOU WILL BE IN COOKIE PARADISE.
FRESH FROM THE OVEN GOODNESS - USING NO ELECTRICITY.
______________________________________________________________________
DON'T BELIEVE ME?
SEE FOR YOURSELF IN THIS YOU TUBE VIDEO.
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Posted by Ron D at 1/7/2012 7:52 AM 
Categories: Pop Culture, Humorous
Tags: humor Pop Culture sarcasm Texas
Categories: Pop Culture, Humorous
Tags: humor Pop Culture sarcasm Texas
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