THE RODENT COUSIN OF PUNXSUTAWNEY PHIL - WOODSTOCK WILLIE PREDICTED EARLY SPRING. WELL, DUHHH, 53 DEGREE HIGH TODAY.
LAST YEAR, WOODSTOCK WILLIE WAS FOUND DEAD AFTER A 20 INCH SNOWSTORM.
(JUST, JOKING)
NICOR GAS TURNED OFF WOODSTOCK WILLIE'S HEAT - HEARTLESS BASTARDS.
THIS YEAR, THE REINCARNATED WOODSTOCK WILLIE FORECASTS AN EARLY SPRING

The original Woodstock Willie (before his frozen carcass was found in a snow drift, last Feb 2) was a co-star with Bill Murray, in the 1992 movie Groundhog Day. Bill Murray, being Bill Murray, did not even attend the funeral of his co-star.
After the reincarnation, Bill hasn't even called to congratulate the reborn rodent.
Well, getting back to Woodstock Willie, it wasn't hard for the sweating rodent to forecast the early end of winter - IT WAS WARM OUTSIDE. Today, and also the last few days, have seen high temperatures in the mid 50s.
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(JUST, JOKING)
NICOR GAS TURNED OFF WOODSTOCK WILLIE'S HEAT - HEARTLESS BASTARDS.
THIS YEAR, THE REINCARNATED WOODSTOCK WILLIE FORECASTS AN EARLY SPRING

The original Woodstock Willie (before his frozen carcass was found in a snow drift, last Feb 2) was a co-star with Bill Murray, in the 1992 movie Groundhog Day. Bill Murray, being Bill Murray, did not even attend the funeral of his co-star.
After the reincarnation, Bill hasn't even called to congratulate the reborn rodent.
Well, getting back to Woodstock Willie, it wasn't hard for the sweating rodent to forecast the early end of winter - IT WAS WARM OUTSIDE. Today, and also the last few days, have seen high temperatures in the mid 50s.
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