HAVE YOU ALWAYS WANTED TO SEE THE BRONZE ASS OF GERALD FORD?
President Gerald Ford was probably the best Republican President in my lifetime.
TOP TWO REASONS:
1) He never caused any major problems for this country
2) He was the King of pratfalls - funny guy.
Nixon was Mr. Richard "Watergate" Nixon. Ronnie Reagan was Mr. Ronald "Screw Everybody Except The Wealthy" Reagan. Daddy Bush was the father of "W" (the second worst crime of all of the bad Republican Presidents.) "W" is simply the WORST PRESIDENT THAT THIS COUNTRY HAS EVER SEEN.
I'M SURE YOU ALREADY KNOW "W's" FAULTS.
Just the same, I will tell you the reasons:
1) THE GEORGE W. BUSH MEMORIAL GREAT RECESSION
2) TWO ILLEGAL WARS WITH THOUSANDS OF DEAD SOLDIERS
3) TOO STUPID TO KNOW THAT CHENEY WAS HIS PUPPET MASTER MOST OF THE TIME
4) COULDN'T EAT A PRETZEL WITHOUT CHOKING
PLUS, COUNTLESS OTHER REASONS.
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FORD SIMPLY OCCUPIED THE OVAL OFFICE FOR 2 & 1/2 YEARS - NOTHING MORE.
EXCEPT FOR BEING ON THE WARREN COMMISSION, AND LYING THROUGH HIS TEETH (IN MY HUMBLE OPINION) ABOUT THE KENNEDY ASSASSINATION - HE WAS OK.
HE WAS A NON-THREATENING OCCUPANT OF 1600 PENNSYLVANIA AVENUE.
EVEN THE DEMOCRAT PRESIDENT WHO "OCCUPIED" THE OVAL OFFICE RIGHT AFTER JERRY "OCCUPIED" IT, WAS BEST FRIENDS WITH HIS "ADEQUATE" GOP EQUAL.
CARTER & FORD WERE TWO PEAS IN A POD (IN MY HUMBLE OPINION.)
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THE REPUBLICANS LOVE TO COMMEMORATE THEIR REPUBLICAN PRESIDENTS.
EXAMPLES:
WASHINGTON D.C. AIRPORT & "BILLIONS" OF OTHER THINGS NAMED AFTER REAGAN.
(INCLUDING THE 9th NIMITZ CLASS AIRCRAFT CARRIER.)
HOUSTON AIRPORT NAMED AFTER DADDY BUSH, PLUS A FEW OTHER THINGS.
(THE LIST INCLUDES THE 10th NIMITZ CLASS AIRCRAFT CARRIER)
EVEN THE DISGRACED PRESIDENT NIXON HAS THE "RICHARD NIXON PARKWAY."
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IN THE TYPICAL GOP ATTITUDE OF SPEND, SPEND, SPEND ON THE CREDIT CARD:
THE 1st FORD CLASS AIRCRAFT CARRIER MIGHT HAVE A $1.1 BILLION COST OVERRUN.
THE NAME OF THE EXPENSIVE AIRCRAFT CARRIER:
U.S.S. GERALD R. FORD
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I THOUGHT YOU MIGHT ENJOY SEEING THE BRONZE ASS OF GERALD FORD.
UNFORTUNATELY, I DON'T KNOW WHICH IS THE FRONT, AND WHICH IS THE REAR.
THEY LOOK THE SAME TO ME.
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TOP TWO REASONS:
1) He never caused any major problems for this country
2) He was the King of pratfalls - funny guy.
Nixon was Mr. Richard "Watergate" Nixon. Ronnie Reagan was Mr. Ronald "Screw Everybody Except The Wealthy" Reagan. Daddy Bush was the father of "W" (the second worst crime of all of the bad Republican Presidents.) "W" is simply the WORST PRESIDENT THAT THIS COUNTRY HAS EVER SEEN.
I'M SURE YOU ALREADY KNOW "W's" FAULTS.
Just the same, I will tell you the reasons:
1) THE GEORGE W. BUSH MEMORIAL GREAT RECESSION
2) TWO ILLEGAL WARS WITH THOUSANDS OF DEAD SOLDIERS
3) TOO STUPID TO KNOW THAT CHENEY WAS HIS PUPPET MASTER MOST OF THE TIME
4) COULDN'T EAT A PRETZEL WITHOUT CHOKING
PLUS, COUNTLESS OTHER REASONS.
__________________________________________________________________________
FORD SIMPLY OCCUPIED THE OVAL OFFICE FOR 2 & 1/2 YEARS - NOTHING MORE.
EXCEPT FOR BEING ON THE WARREN COMMISSION, AND LYING THROUGH HIS TEETH (IN MY HUMBLE OPINION) ABOUT THE KENNEDY ASSASSINATION - HE WAS OK.
HE WAS A NON-THREATENING OCCUPANT OF 1600 PENNSYLVANIA AVENUE.
EVEN THE DEMOCRAT PRESIDENT WHO "OCCUPIED" THE OVAL OFFICE RIGHT AFTER JERRY "OCCUPIED" IT, WAS BEST FRIENDS WITH HIS "ADEQUATE" GOP EQUAL.
CARTER & FORD WERE TWO PEAS IN A POD (IN MY HUMBLE OPINION.)
__________________________________________________________________________
THE REPUBLICANS LOVE TO COMMEMORATE THEIR REPUBLICAN PRESIDENTS.
EXAMPLES:
WASHINGTON D.C. AIRPORT & "BILLIONS" OF OTHER THINGS NAMED AFTER REAGAN.
(INCLUDING THE 9th NIMITZ CLASS AIRCRAFT CARRIER.)
HOUSTON AIRPORT NAMED AFTER DADDY BUSH, PLUS A FEW OTHER THINGS.
(THE LIST INCLUDES THE 10th NIMITZ CLASS AIRCRAFT CARRIER)
EVEN THE DISGRACED PRESIDENT NIXON HAS THE "RICHARD NIXON PARKWAY."
__________________________________________________________________________
IN THE TYPICAL GOP ATTITUDE OF SPEND, SPEND, SPEND ON THE CREDIT CARD:
THE 1st FORD CLASS AIRCRAFT CARRIER MIGHT HAVE A $1.1 BILLION COST OVERRUN.
THE NAME OF THE EXPENSIVE AIRCRAFT CARRIER:
U.S.S. GERALD R. FORD
__________________________________________________________________________
I THOUGHT YOU MIGHT ENJOY SEEING THE BRONZE ASS OF GERALD FORD.
UNFORTUNATELY, I DON'T KNOW WHICH IS THE FRONT, AND WHICH IS THE REAR.
THEY LOOK THE SAME TO ME.
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Posted by Ron D at 2/14/2012 7:28 AM 
Categories: Pop Culture, Politics, Humorous
Tags: humor Pop Culture celebrity politics nostalgic sarcasm political Republican historical George W Bush humorous Ronald Reagan Dick Cheney Richard Nixon Gerald Ford
Categories: Pop Culture, Politics, Humorous
Tags: humor Pop Culture celebrity politics nostalgic sarcasm political Republican historical George W Bush humorous Ronald Reagan Dick Cheney Richard Nixon Gerald Ford
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